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wow.

Someone throw down with me on the premium version.

Hey im hungry.  Can i borrow somebody's boat so i can go downstairs to the fridge?

so ... this next month is gonna be CRAZY.  How do I know?  I just do.  Its instinct. 

Kinda like knocking blind.

Its just a feeling man.

I cant explain it.

So anyways, this semester is not my best. I apparently got dropped from my online class. How?  I have no idea.  I also have no idea what happened with my golf class.  Last i heard, the teacher told me he would call me, and, he didnt.  So yeah.  Nctc sucks is the moral of this story.

Bought this new LCD monitor for $20.  Yeah, i said 20. Cuz im good like that

Alright well, this was fun. lets do it again sometime.

jarhead ... good movie, but it made me miss someone

single best quote: "look it's like a cock, but smaller."

i am shrinking. down to 205 lbs.

We need to have a fight night, here, at my house. Soon.

i hate school.

3 days in a row ...

WTF right ... i write again. I just feel compelled to write something about how F'in gay that "chain comment" about being loved by people really is. I mean, sure the message is an interesting theory, but come on now, a comment chain. That is by far the most homosexual thing i have ever seen! Yet all of my friends feel the need to post it on everyone else's xanga. This is gay. Now im as superstitious as the next guy, probably more so, but if you believe that you will not "find true love for 67 years" if you dont repost that, then you my friend, are an idiot. I mean, those chain letters were really fun like last millenium when we were in middle school and the "Internet" and "email" were these really cool new inventions that we were discovering, but come on people, those went out of style with Jyncos and Leonardo DiCaprio.

So here's the solution. Next time you find yourself facing a "chain xanga comment" that says to forward it to 10 people in 29 seconds or your penis will fall off, here's what you do:

Look at watch.

stand up.

pull down pants.

wait.

Guess what? Little jimmy's still hangin.

Its bad enough that fags think they can come to Texas and get married but now they have infiltrated xanga with their nonsense. This must be stopped. If it does not, i will probably have to boycott xanga. That is all.